For $12, you will receive 12 mystery gifts over the course of 12 days in December–but you will have all 12 by Christmas. For those of us with estranged families, or those of us who really have no idea what to ask for (liquor is always a safe choice), this is a pretty decent solution. Or just a fun holiday treat to give yourself or a friend. Really, it’s only $12.

CAH will start mailing out gifts in the first week of December. There are a limited amount of slots, so once the slots are filled, that’s it. As of writing, there are 92,000 slots open, though that number is dropping rather quickly.

Keep in mind that CAH will not ship outside of the US and Canada, and residents who live in Canada get to pay $22 rather than $12. Purchases are limited to one per household.

Whether or not our mystery gifts will be awesome CAH cards has yet to be seen (…obviously), but one can only imagine that if they aren’t awesome, they’re hilarious.

Head over to the CAH Holiday Bullshit website to purchase your mystery gifts before they’re all gone!